One day...

*Woke up* *brush teeth* *pour listerine into mouth* *gurgle* *swollow a weeny bit*

Me: F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Freaked out*
Me: Mummy! I swallowed listerine!!!!

Mummy: *On the phone* Eh, talk to you later, my stupid daughter swollowed listerine. *hang up*
Mummy: Why you swollow listerine! Won't die one lah, see news also never see people drink listerine die one. *go do her own thing*

Wtf, I was so touched for a moment thinking she actually hang up the phone for me. She used me as an excuse to hang up on her friend.
Mother FTW.